Apesar da Noite

I would say this was the most boring and painful arthouse movie I've ever seen but That honor goes to Matthew Barney's The Cremaster Cycle. If this movie was only a couple more hours long it would have actually beat it because almost nothing, and I repeat nothing happens in this movie! It's agonizingly slow, unbelievably boring and excruciatingly long. Yes this do happen but trust me it's not worth you sitting through this. Because I guarantee you would have mentally checked out of this film by the hour and a half mark. And trust me the little that happens won't stick with you. Hell i dare you to even stick with this story enough to even understand the ending. I can say this, the movie is shot beautifully. It's almost got an unworldly feel to it. And there's quite a bit of sexy nudity going on here. Besides that this movie panders and plods till you can't sit and watch any longer. This is an endurance tester my friends. Get your watches out because you'll be looking at it quite a bit waiting till this mercifully ends!