I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!

Exact same format as the UK show, which I've loved tuning into since it started decades ago. Same music, graphics, structure and challenges, but woefully lacking the humour, thought, care and presentation. I don't really care if these people are well known or not, but please just make them interesting, down-to-earth and, above all, watchable. Every one of these celebrities is either vacant, loud, delusional, dopey, arrogant, spoilt or plain clueless. At least they needn't be scared of any self-respecting wildlife wandering into camp. A shame to not see them get dragged off by a ravenous primate in the middle of the night. To add further petrol to this flaming lion poo, the presenters are appalling. One with so little charm or presence he even reads his sneezes off the autocue, and the other can't seem to decide what limb to twitch or noise to garble at any given moment so is just constantly breakdancing and honking like she's covered in green ants. None of it makes for entertaining viewing. Get me out of here.