When Mom Finds Out!

This video of older/younger incest is so poorly made that it raises the question: how does such junk co-exist with professional porn, even in today's internet-degraded marketplace? Answer is one untalented fellow named "JW Ties" who has figured out how to profit from the public's ignorance.

This would-be pornographer, who I guess is officially part of the Adult industry by virtue of having released dozens of incest videos that folks buy and watch, figured out what I term the "Corner-Cutting" approach to making a buck. Based in Florida, he stars in his own cheap-jack productions, hires no-name non-talent, and resembles the old-time '30s and '40s Exploitation hucksters in using a hook (incest) to grab the viewer's attention and achieve sales. I cannot imagine a professional label or director accepting Ties' level of product for distribution, but nowadays any one can self-distribute or have a website to do the same thing.

Short (73 mins. instead of pro releases that nowadays run 2 or 3 or even 4 hours long) DVD has two parts edited together without demarcation: Ties plays a sleazy, incestuous daddy in both. First family has a sexy mama played by Candle Boxxx, who has numerous credits recorded in IMDb, mostly in throwaway bondage/fetish videos and an unattractive blonde daughter essayed by Victoria Quinn. Latter looks like a street hooker, covered in unattractive tattoos and hardly arousing, while step-ma is featured masturbating a lot and sort of sexy.

Right from the first scene, technical quality of the video is terrible, with wobbly, ill-framed camera-work (uncredited), poor recording of the crummy improvised dialog, and lots of extraneous soundtrack noise, including frequent loud clicking sounds which I took to represent the still photographer shooting stills simultaneous with the principal photography. On a pro shoot in Adult Cinema, there's a time-honored practice of assembling the femme cast after completing their scenes for "pretty girls" sessions, to shoot the stills that will go on the box cover and for promotional purposes (plus DVD Bonus material). Oftent the lighting and care attached to these sessions exceeds that for the creation of actual XXX content, since stills may be more significant in generating sale than the actual show.

Early on, watch for a large object appearing at the bottom of the frame, caught on camera by mistake, which looks like a manila folder, all such flubs left in the final print.

While Boxxx is out working, Ties as her unappealing, layabout husband is seduced by Victoria who claims to be always horny, and who's to argue with her? Mom comes home and sees them at it, but that only makes her horny, cuing two masturbation sessions by her. Ties' expected money shots are omitted with very sloppy editing (credited to his regular snipper "Bobby Genital"). Ties gets a blow-job from the kid in a third sex scene in which mom walks by and doesn't see her (not very funny and a cliché of these incest shows) and this time the fake money shot goes back four decades: Victoria slobbers out some pre-ingested Milk of Magnesia or whatever from her mouth pretending it's daddy's spunk.

Without warning a new family is introduced by Ties humping a new step- daughter, punk-styled and skanky looking Zoey Carter, whose career to date seems to be strictly in JWTies productions. In the old days one might assume she is under exclusive contract, but the far more likely explanation is that no one else would deign to hire her.

A new step-mom (and wife for Ties) is played by Angel Rose, who peeks in the door to witness the incest with her kid and does an almost-amusing pantomime of silently mouthing shock and disapproval. She immediately gets her revenge by seducing Ties' son Lance, and other than another sex scene for Ties and kid (in which he actually manages to ejaculate a bit on camera on her belly) we get three straight Lance/Rose sex scenes in different locations. Two of them involve fake cream-pies (the latter only verbally mentioned and not even shown) that Rose complains about over the end credits.

Unlucky me, I have seen Rose before in another JW opus titled "Pregnant and Pounded" and she is too young to be cast in a MILF role like she plays here -probably the same age as kid and step-kid Carter and Lance.