This marvelous film teaches you how to defecate perfectly. For once in my life, I have seen a great acting performance like Mr. Soyletmez's acting performance. He is the most handsome gentleman that I have ever seen. When I saw him for the first time I could not believe in my eyes. His eyebrows, his mole, his hair... He was purely beautiful.
The way he defecates to cat litter was amazing. Every single time he broke wind, I felt his love inside my heart. I felt a sweet relief when he wisely slapped his pathetically ignorant children ...
I think I am desperately in love with this short, furry and furious man. And I am planning to hide this film in a time capsule as a family legacy to my great-grandchildren.
This film is also an alternative treatment for constipation. My uncle suffered of constipation for 82 days until he saw this film and when he saw it he quickly ran to the loo. Now he has diarrhea but I hope he will be fine soon.
Lastly, I want to say that if your IQ score is under 15 or if you want to test that how strong your stomach is, you should strictly see this masterpiece. Thank you for being this flawless Mr. Soyletmez...
