The Nosy Neighbor

Under the website rubric "Mommy's Girl", Bree Mills and her trusty director Alan dip into the older/younger well, crypto-incest division, for this compendium of 4 all-girl vignettes. Title one is a two-parter.

Briana Banks is interesting to watch in her second (or third) Adult career playing MILFs now and looking remarkably unchanged a decade and a half after her peak popularity. She IS the nosy neighbor, content at first to be a Peeping Thomasina but soon barging in to join gals on the block Reena Sky and step-daughter Melissa Moore in a lesbian three-way.

The followup to this scene has the Bible-thumping (quite a stretch) Ms. Banks taking Reena's advice and humping her own kid Tiffany Watson. The sex is fine here, but the skit concocted by writer/producer Bree is lousy.

The three supporting short subjects (total adds up to a whopping 165- minute running time) are pretty bad, but of course gazing at the pretty girls decked out with industrial strength false eyelashes is what keeps fans (and me, Mr. Critic) coming back for more.

To summarize: Alexis Fawx seems a tad embarrassed in the burlesque titled: "Sexty Mom", in which step-daughter Scarlet Red accidentally gets a series of unclad selfies from Alexis, and then complains Smothers Bros. style that "you always liked Mia best", referring to yet another step-sister that we're supposed to assume is Mia Malkova. But Scarlet's anger quickly turns to horniness and she bags Alexis easily.

All-time Lesbian icon Elexis Monroe is afforded two different vignettes, playing two different roles. In "Sick and Twisted", young Alison Rey plays hooky from school pretending to be ill, gets caught by step-momma Elexis and as surely Night follows the Day, they have sex together.

Monroe is also featured rather embarrassingly in "The Panty Trail", not an adaptation from Gogol or Dostoyevski but rather Bree & Alan's take on what is usually reserved for boy/girl action. Yes, Elexis, her face looking rather aged due to the dumb eyelashes that makeup lady Lisa Sloane insists on applying to all the gals in these videos, plus far too much makeup, is caught sniffing her kid Kimmy Granger's panties. Kimmy mischievously leaves a trail (hence the dumb title) of her panties on the floor leading to the laundry room, where she springs out and humps her step-mom. Good luck with that, viewers at home.

Sloppiness shows up in the end credits, where "Karla Kush" gets nice billing, but too bad, she's not cast in any of the segments included here. The opening credits are correct.