The Boogens

Boogens, The (1982)

* 1/2 (out of 4)

70 years after a mine was closed a few idiots decide to reopen in and by doing so they let out mutant turtles. This film was mildly entertaining. Why mildly entertaining you ask? It keeps itself entertaining because the viewing keeps waiting and waiting for something great to happen but in the case of this film nothing great ever does happen so after waiting 90-minutes you'll end the movie being very upset. How in the hell could someone make a horror film and then not do anything until the final five minutes? I thought they were just doing the old Roger Corman trick of hiding the monsters until closing to the end but not even Corman would wait 90-minutes.