Drácula, Morto mas Feliz

[Dracula is outside Mina's room]

Dracula: [to the maid] Essie... Essie... Your eyelids are growing heavy You will sleep... sleep.

[Essie nods off to sleep]

Dracula: Mina... Mina, open your eyes!

[she does]

Dracula: Arise, Mina.

[she does]

Dracula: Walk to the door.

[Mina opens a door, and goes inside]

Dracula: Mina... you are in the closet. Open the door, and come out.

[she does]

Dracula: Now walk to the Terrace Door. Watch out for the foot...

[too late! Mina trips over the footstool, and goes flying]

Dracula: Stool. Stand up.

[Essie and Mina both rise]

Dracula: Not you. Sit!

[Mina sits]

Dracula: No, not you, *you* sit.

[Essie sits]

Dracula: *You* stand.

[both stand]

Dracula: No! Sit!

[both sit]

Dracula: No, you stand!

[both stand]

Dracula: You walk to the Terrace Door and you go back to sleep! *Watch out!*

[Essie and Mina bump into one another and fall to the floor. Dracula throws his arms in frustration]