Bottom Live: The Big Number 2 Tour

Richie: [dictating the end of a letter to the Queen] Hey Eddie, SWALK

Eddie: SWALK?

Richie: Sealed With a Loving Kiss

Eddie: Well what about NORWICH?

Richie: Sealed with a loving Norwich?

Eddie: Nah, nah. Knockers Out Ready When I Come Home

Richie: Yeah, but shouldn't Knockers be spelt with a K?

Eddie: Knorwich?

Richie: Of Course! I'm so stupid! That must be where the soup comes from. God I love that advert; 'K-norr! They've got the K-know-how!'

Eddie: Yea, what they really k-need is a good k-nick up the k-nackers.

[pause]

Eddie: [ad-libs] Got it! Oxford United!

Richie: Oxford United? Oh, that's a new one Eddie

Eddie: Yes, give me a second

Richie: [taunting] yes, come on, O-X-F

Eddie: Yes, I thought I had it a minute ago

Richie: Yes, tick tock, tick tock...

Eddie: Yes, here it comes... OI! Xylophone Fancying Old Regina, Deserves Unusual Nine-Inch Todger. Excited Darling?