Roda, tsanta kai kopana

"There are more things on heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy" said Hamlet. Well, Horatio, get a load of this. It defies all logic that something like this was ever made, that someone raised his middle finger in the face of God and nature in such a manner and got away with it. Just think of a low-brow "Porky's II" (yes, it is possible- this is the proof) crossed with your worse non-supernatural nightmare. You will watch in awe 30-year-olds playing teenagers. You will marvel the fat and bearded and grossly untalented Steve "Billias" Douzos on a moped. You will not believe that a place such as "Disco Barbarella" ever existed. Ed Wood was an auteur compared to Omiros Efstratiadis. This is so out-there, inconceivably, mind-numbingly bad that you will not be able to take your eyes off the screen. Unfortunately, it is in Greek, meaning that you'll never have the chance to have this out-of-body experience. Then again, perhaps this is some divine plan to protect the rest of the world. Who knows?