Splatter Beach

The creatures may have been as homage to the 1950's sea creature horror films, but this movie a total mess. It is bad in so many ways. They tried to liven it up by throwing in some T & A but that was so lame. Duke, the weightlifter, is perhaps one of the dumbest written roles in a movie in a long time. If one is going to make a movie to harken back to the great B movies of the 1960's and 1970's, then watch them and learn what makes them such a pleasure to watch. Because this movie is not one of those. The script is terrible, and the delivery of the lines matches. The band thrown in makes no sense except as a filler. It suggests the potential for a sequel. Hopefully, it will never happen. Because I know what it takes for me to give a one star rating, this doesn't quite make it. But close. Low budget does not have to be a total bomb. But this one is.