Hardcore Heaven

Way back when Brazzers identified its DVD content via series, say "Mommy Got Boobs" or "Pornstars Like It Big". Since merging with Digital Playground several years ago the titles have generally become generic, as in this pointless assemblage of six scenes from web content material.

Bonus scene is he only one of note, as it simultaneously provides a porn parody of that classic "Secretary" starring Maggie Gyllenhaal and James Spader with a truly nutty almost-naming-names regurgitation of the Bridgegate scandal about political retribution involving Gov. Chris Christie of New Jersey back in 2013.

Bill Bailey is oddly cast as the governor, mad at his subordinate played by pretty and obscure actress Ember Stone, who bends over the desk for sexual punishment in the manner of "Secretary"'s Maggie. Details of the real-life scandal, including name-dropping Fort Lee are included, getting my attention in a head-scratching sort of way.

Other scenes are more routine, as in lovely (also obscure: I had to add her listing to IMDb) Isabella De Santos humping Keiran Lee. Former Wicked Pictures producer Mark Nicholson plays Isabella's stern father, grounding her, but when a potential buyer of his car stops at the house in Nicholson's absence she gets to hump the stud.

Poor programming of content has Lee featured in three vignettes, amounting to half of the show, while Jordan Ash boringly populates two.