Dismal

I love a good independent film. When a cast and crew can meet or exceed Hollywood's best efforts with a fraction of the resources and clout, I stand up and cheer. But this film is nothing to cheer about. It's clumsy, poorly written, and the acting is lame. This is NOT a good independent film. Period. But what's even more amateurish than this film itself, is the creator's attempt to pawn off self-penned reviews, as legitimate viewer opinions. The first couple of "10 star" ratings posted on this site are so patently phony, my 8 year old could see right through it. And he's a cocker spaniel. Not only is this bunch poor filmmakers, they are very bad liars. Don't they know that "average" people don't speak or write like PR executives? Apparently not. They read like press releases. Giving credit where its due, they were hilarious to read...One even said: "trust me"...Whoever made this film must moonlight as used car salesmen. Or vice-versa. Bottom line, read the phony reviews for a laugh, but don't bother watching this one. Trust me: the only thing worthy of this film is the title.