Love Triangle (AU)

Let's be honest Stan/Channel 9. You are not really here to conduct a social experiment to see how successful couples can be if they set aside superficial expectations and split-second judgment, and choose each other based on how well they connected through text messages and phone calls. If you did, we would not have ended up with these contestants, who are ostensibly selected purely based on their respective insecurities and potential for drama-making.

It is almost as if they have an unscrupulous and immoral psychologist working for them to form the trios in each triangle for the worst clashes of personalities. Is it any wonder why these people are single and on this program? We have a woman who grew up with a gambling addict father, a man with self-image issues, a woman with insecurities about her race, a man who is clearly overcompensating with his looks, a woman who has sociopathic and stalking tendencies, the list goes on. These people need to be in therapy so that they can be mentally healthier people capable of a relationship, not in this program which only exploits their vulnerabilities for profit.