Fresh off the deserved success of its large-scale, big-budget "Pirates" (and sequel) productions, Digital Playground foisted this non-event, falsely built up as a big deal 3D epic using the technique of Cameron's "Avatar".
Result has nothing to offer for 3-D fans and is merely a sad excuse for a loop carrier. Its director signs as "Jake Westwood" to stay anonymous, perhaps ashamed of what he turned in.
Lou Thomas, a guy whose credits are in music and sound mainly for TV broadcasts of the phony AVN awards, which he duly plugs in the dialog, has the lead role directing a cheapjack jailhouse movie, of which we see one scene with Evan Stone as the jailer in a three-way with Jenna Haze and Kenzie Marie.
The other sex scenes are all filler, shown as flashbacks for a running gag of director LT catching his wife or girlfriend in the act of infidelity. Some fetching big-bust talent like Kianna Dior, Sienna West and Jayden Jaymes are featured here.
It's a coincidence rather than an in-joke that a real LT exists in porn, a Black actor-director who was prominent when this clunker was made in 2009, released in 2011.
Sloppiness or perhaps more fakery has many of the character names listed in the end credits (and duly repeated in the IMDb listing) not matching the names recited verbally in the movie's dialog, e.g. Rayveness plays Nikki the makeup lady, not "Self"; Manuel Ferrara is Doctor Pierre, not Ali P, Jayden Jaymes is Linda, not Scarlett, Kianna Dior is Jenny, not Carey K; Jenna Haze is Jenna, not Fiona, Kenzie Marie is Candy, not Jazzie, etc.
