Magic Mixies

This would be a fantastic parody of the ultra-commercialized toy-pushing advertoons of the 90's, if it wasn't exactly that. It's one long commercial for a near-single-use pile of plastic toy.

There are no meaingful characters, conflict, or content. Each character is a single dimensional, thin veneer over a product. The episodes are split up by unnecessary recaps and 'challenges' to find and identify more product elements in the 'episode'.

The entire thing feels like it was written by a board room full of finance bros, or an AI language model, but it's probably both. This did not need to exist. Shame on Netflix for letting it see the light of day. Do not let your children watch this.