Here Cums the Bride

Dueling titles from 2012 has the heterosexual porn video with CUMS in the title a standard issue gonzo effort, while the one with COMES is a superior Lesbian porn comedy.

Mario Rossi directed this vignette opus, whose title is misleading, on purpose I would suggest. HERE CUMS THE GROOM would more accurately describe the money shots herein.

Format is attractive couples in handsome wedding outfits, humping (with or without disrobing) in mansions on purported wedding night/day. No content beyond that makes for overly familiar, ultimately tedious porn.

All four femme models from the New Sensations stable qualify as eye candy, with Brooklyn Lee and Jessica Bangkok the biggest name stars. Points of interest include: mixed-combo action of Asian Jessica with Black Alex Jones in which the cum shot is a fakeroo; a glamorous coupling of Lee and Danny Mountain replete with spiral staircase and a lavish wedding gown; Alliyah Sky's dark nipples as dominant contrast, with her wearing white high heels during sex.

A bit of dialog or narrative back story to each marriage would have increased viewer interest immensely. But as usual, gonzo rules the marketplace.