5/10
Dean Jagger has a Zombie Hairpiece
22 October 2006
Warning: Spoilers
OK maybe thats Dean's real hair, but thats about the coolest (?) thing in this middle of the road 30's horror flick. The plot has been described a thousand times here as well as talking about Lugosi's eyes, so lets move on. What made a movie made then cool to watch now was stuff like Tesla coils and lots of test tubes, and if your going to do a zombie flick zombies that look scary. Actually if they had done this right the zombies here would have been scarier than normal zombies because these zombies can mix in well with the population. Imagine if Dean had taken his army of zombies to England and taken over the palace? That would have been really cool! But no Dean has to forfeit his power to show his love to a chick who screwed him over earlier in the flick so I'm like "screw that Dean, kill her, take the zombie army to England, and take over the palace!". Anyway, what the hell did he see in her, she was kind of average at best, no Fay Wray thats for sure, more like Martha Reye. My input on the settings, was it just me or did that native dancing girl look totally non oriental and more like a Brooklyn girl with that hook nose? She danced pretty good though, just amazes me that they couldn't get an oriental woman to do that part, maybe take one of the dancers from the Laurel and Hardy flick Sons Of The Desert when they are dancing to Honolulu Baby, remember that one? Those were some hotties, hot cha cha! I give this lame zombie flick a 5 of 10, it had some real promise. Mask of Fu Manchu blows it away.
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