I really didn't know hot to rate this "film".You either give it a ten, or a one.Since I would give a ten only to a good movie that contributes to the art of making cinema I have to rate this one a 1. I saw "Deadly weapons" after reading all the reviews here, and I tell you only a masochistic movie freak would do that to himself.I consider myself one, and if you are one too YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS MOVIE!!! The whole movie is like a big car accident:can't look at it, but can't look away either.Chesty Morgan is the worst actress ever, most of the time the camera is focusing on her monstrous bombs, than on her face.She is unerotic, acts like she's been on drugs all the time.A robot would act better.Same with the rest of the cast. Everything in this movie is so bad, its just the story that keeps it alive.And its a hell of a story!:A woman with huge boobs revenges the murder of her fiancé killing the two responsible with those same boobs.The plot is a disaster: instead of straight poisoning the two mobsters Crystal first gives them a pill which paralyzes them so she can then smother them with her breasts. While smothering them she has a kind of orgasm(at least that is how it looks like).The best scene is the big finale.Here I'm gonna spoil the end(who cares?):it turns out that her dad was the mob boss who ordered the murder of her boyfriend.The ending is so ridiculous you would laugh you **ses off. So the dad kills his daughter(Crystal), who AFTER DYING somehow manages to KILL HIM after a magic gun appears out of nowhere in her hand.So in the end everybody dies( hey, this could have been a Scorsese movie!!)See this movie!!!