Review of Black Samson

Okay,we have Samson, the owner of a topless go-go dancing bar in the heart of the ghetto and his huge pet lion resides next to the beer nuts. I mean, I would not want to change that kitty litter. William Smith is stellar as the cheese-suckin', mother----in' Mafia racist known as Nappa. Connie Jennings is hot as Nappa's submissive girlfriend. But when she go-go dances topless, everything wiggles except her fake boobs. Samson is very Afro-centric, wearing an African caftan and carrying his tribal stick, which features what appears to be a plastic lion's head on the knob. He puts the stick to good use, denting the bigoted Mafia hit men until they're al dente.