- If you can choose to spend 5 years in the worst gulag or to watch this movie, then start packing.
- If you have the choice to poke your eyes before starting this movie, then do it. It will save your sane mind.
- If you have the opportunity to torture somebody seriously, you can forget all the medieval inventions for that. Show them this movie.
- If in the future this will be the only surviving proof of the mankind, hopefully the aliens will just throw it into the sun and never come back.
The characters are ridiculous, the plot is not consistent, the jokes are not funny, the actors and the producer are brain-dead zombies.