Review of French Heat

French Heat (1975)
Ho-hum collection of loops
14 May 2015
Quasi-cult figure Ray Dennis Steckler got out his scotch tape and spliced together a half-dozen XXX loops to create the phony FRENCH HEAT, a companion film to the equally fake but longer FRENCH FANTASIES. Laughable made-up credits in misspelled French even cite awards won by fictitious Gallic filmmakers.

Steckler favorite Carolyn Brandt does the sexy femme narration and the stag films presented are likely of U.S. origin too, despite the attempts to spice of the film with supposed French flair. Obviously then, as now, honestly selling the public on a bunch of stag movies is more difficult than masquerading them as an exotic feature film.

Not too much of not here, just recycled Peepland USA level content. Individual stags include fake-blonde Heidi giving her boyfriend a nooner; Francoise masturbating in bed leading to a P.O.V. humping and money shot on the belly; or Gigi & Annabelle having lesbian sex with gynecological closeup photography.
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