Review of Turbo Sluts

Turbo Sluts (2015 Video)
Big cast pays off
16 December 2019
Brazzers features 14 actresses in this DVD, double the usual quota for a video that isn't about girl/girl action. Result is a quality compilation.

Oddest vignette is saved for the bonus, about as self-indulgent as the label can get. Shot with very sloppy first-person camera technique (with haphazard framing that often omits the cast's heads, even during dialog scenes), it purports to document a 40th birthday party for Vic Lagina, frequent director for Brazzers and its latter-day sister label Digital Playground.

So we have familiar talent singing his praises (in the phony manner of a BTS interview) and then having sex at the party. Occasionally the camera simulates a dog's point-of-view, a pointless gimmick that is both annoying and 100% pointless. Phoenix Marie and Lisa Ann have sex with Jordan Ash and Johnny SIns during this mess.

A better sequence is about Latina actresses, with a very sexy quartet (Kiara Mia, Luna Star, Jasmine Caro and Rose Monroe) speaking only in subtitled Spanish and then humping Johnny SIns.

Johnny appears a third time opposite ultra-busty Kate Frost and Romi Rain in a locker room sex scene as an athletic coach,. in which unfortunate Marcus London has an uncredited cameo as a fellow coach but gets no nookie.

Danny D shows up in a near-classic vignette playing an exaggerated prima donna of a porn star, giving everyone on set a hard time before being tamed by the exuberant Angelina Valentine, who is mighty impressed by DD's big dick. Amy Brooke has an uncredited cameo as his fluffer on set.

Keiran Lee rears his ugly head as emcee at a "Cuntathlon", with Monique Alexander, Chanel Preston and Alektra Blue competing for his cock. Brazzers' biggest star, Peta Jensen, is featured as a snoop who sexually pesters Jordan Ash, paranoid star who is hiding out from the paparazzi.
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