Warning: some mild spoilers ahead (but not critical story points)
Seal team of zeroes, not heroes - I mean, they don't post watch and all just go to sleep in the middle of hostile enemy territory? Riiiight. One dude gets killed and another one 'drops his bottle' and runs around like a brain damaged 4 year old shooting the ground and wasting all his ammunition. Riiiight.
Mad scientist ultra-nerdo-goober who embodies every stereotype in the book - and of course his ex is the Seal team commander. Of course. Despite being the least convincing of any of the Seal actors.
Uber he-manesque belligerent current boyfriend 2IC- can you smell the testosterone? *cough* *gag* Hooah.
Ripoff factor = combo of Tremors monsters and Aliens. Giant spiders - much like the rubber ones I buy for Halloween, only bigger.
'Gadda' radiation. Seriously. If you're going to choose an off-brand name, pick one that doesn't make the entire cast sound like they just messed up the actual name. (Insert eyeroll here)
I love good bad movies, watch them all the time. This is, sadly, not one of those.
Seal team of zeroes, not heroes - I mean, they don't post watch and all just go to sleep in the middle of hostile enemy territory? Riiiight. One dude gets killed and another one 'drops his bottle' and runs around like a brain damaged 4 year old shooting the ground and wasting all his ammunition. Riiiight.
Mad scientist ultra-nerdo-goober who embodies every stereotype in the book - and of course his ex is the Seal team commander. Of course. Despite being the least convincing of any of the Seal actors.
Uber he-manesque belligerent current boyfriend 2IC- can you smell the testosterone? *cough* *gag* Hooah.
Ripoff factor = combo of Tremors monsters and Aliens. Giant spiders - much like the rubber ones I buy for Halloween, only bigger.
'Gadda' radiation. Seriously. If you're going to choose an off-brand name, pick one that doesn't make the entire cast sound like they just messed up the actual name. (Insert eyeroll here)
I love good bad movies, watch them all the time. This is, sadly, not one of those.