15 minutes in, nothing but grunts, groans, moans, and grimaces. Is there gorilla glue in the lead's hair? Or just so much grease that it stays hanging in his face? I already don'tgive a crap about what his problem is. Wifey is terrible CGI, like something out of 50's horror movies. Oh, goodie. Now the rum bottle is talking. 21 minutes and done. Those 10 star ratings? Totally fake. Written by the director and his mistress, for sure.