Review of The Gambler Returns: The Luck of the Draw

Even though I grew up in the 70's and actually liked the song, at least the first hundred or so times I heard it, I never saw any of the Gambler movies. I didn't see them because I knew they would suck, just like every movie starring a non-actor be him or her an athlete or singer, this one proved me right. I don't have the vocabulary to describe how bad this movie is.