7/10
One of my favorite bad movies
16 August 2023
I originally found this movie on a 10 feature DVD from the $3 movie bin at Walmart if that's any hint as to the quality of this movie

Imagine a generic mob movie but it's the early 2000s so they are "hacking the mainframe" talking about algorithms and encryption and other computery things. Every character is basically personified spaghetti. There's a lot of absolutely diabolical Italian accents. Randomly they'll just throw in the most horrendous "pop" music when it's not just background mandolin. I'd say probably a 3rd of the movie has nothing to do with the story. They just throw in random anecdotes from random characters that go on for so long and yet have no purpose in moving the story along. And, they have what I believe to be a requirement of any good movie, at least one himbo.

I knocked off a few points because at certain point it can get pretty tedious.
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