- Tyrion Lannister: Dragons do not do well in captivity.
- Missandei: How do you know this?
- Tyrion Lannister: That's what I do. I drink and I know things.
- [Tyrion is talking to the two dragons]
- Tyrion Lannister: I'm friends with your mother. I'm here to help. Don't eat the help.
- Tyrion Lannister: [to Varys] If I lost my cock, I would drink all the time.
- Tyrion Lannister: [to Grey Worm] Meaning no offense. He makes dwarf jokes, I make eunuch jokes.
- Lord Varys: I do not make dwarf jokes.
- Tyrion Lannister: You think them.
- Brienne of Tarth: [about Arya] I saw her. With a man. I don't think he hurt her. She didn't want to leave him, he didn't want to leave her.
- Sansa Stark: You don't know which way she went?
- Brienne of Tarth: I spent three days looking for her. She disappeared.
- Sansa Stark: How did she look?
- Brienne of Tarth: She looked good. She wasn't exactly dressed like a lady.
- Sansa Stark: No, she wouldn't be.
- High Sparrow: You would spill blood in this holy place?
- Jaime Lannister: The gods won't mind. They've spilled more blood than all of us combined.
- Melisandre: Everything I believed, the great victory I saw in the flames, all of it was a lie. You were right all along. The Lord never spoke to me.
- Davos Seaworth: Fuck him, then. Fuck all of them. I'm not a devout man, obviously. Seven gods, drowned gods, tree gods, it's all the same. I'm not asking the Lord of Light for help. I'm asking the woman who showed me that miracles exist.
- Melisandre: I never had this gift.
- Davos Seaworth: Have you ever tried?
- Three-Eyed Raven: You finally show me something I care about, but then you drag me away.
- Three-Eyed Raven: It's beautiful beneath the sea, but if you stay too long, you drown.
- Bran Stark: I wasn't drowning. I was home.
- Balon Greyjoy: I heard you lost your mind during a storm on the Jade Sea. They tied you to the mast to keep you from jumping overboard.
- Euron Greyjoy: They did.
- Balon Greyjoy: And when the storm passed, you cut out their tongues.
- Euron Greyjoy: I needed silence.
- Balon Greyjoy: What kind of an ironborn looses his senses during a storm?
- Euron Greyjoy: I am the storm, brother. The first storm and the last. And you're in my way.
- High Sparrow: No doubt many of us would fall. But who are we? We have no names, no family, everyone one of us is poor, powerless, and yet together we can overthrow an empire.
- [Eddison Tollett brings wildlings to Castle Black]
- Alliser Thorne: [to Eddison] You f***ing traitor!
- Eddison Tollett: The only traitors here are the ones who shoved their knives into their Lord Commander's heart!
- Alliser Thorne: For thousands of years, the Night's Watch held Castle Black against the wildlings.
- Tormund Giantsbane: Until you.
- [Olly yells a battle cry and tries to attack Tormund, only to be disarmed and restrained]
- Roose Bolton: If you acquire a reputation as a mad dog, you'll be treated as a mad dog. Taken out back and slaughtered for pig feed.
- Maester Wolkan: [pleased] My lords, Lady Walda has given birth. A boy. Red-cheeked and healthy.
- Harald Karstark: My congratulations, Lord Bolton.
- [Roose smiles in acknowledgement and turns to Ramsay, who looks distraught]
- Ramsay Bolton: [embracing Roose] Congratulations, Father. I look forward to meeting my new brother.
- Roose Bolton: You'll always be my first-born.
- Ramsay Bolton: Thank you for saying that. It means a great deal to me.
- [Ramsay viciously stabs Roose in the stomach with a dagger and kills him]
- [after killing his father, Ramsay leads Walda and and her newborn son into the kennels, quiets the dogs and opens the doors]
- Walda Bolton: Where is Lord Bolton?
- Ramsay Bolton: I am Lord Bolton.
- [Walda realizes what Ramsay has done and what he is about to do, swallows and looks at her wailing child]
- Walda Bolton: Ramsay. Ramsay, please. I'll leave Winterfell. I'll go back to the Riverlands. Please! Ramsay. He's your brother.
- Ramsay Bolton: [icily] I prefer being an only child.
- [Ramsay whistles]