Scams Incorporated (2016)

Scott Major: Sheldon

Quotes 

• Sheldon : We are in the business of making people happy. Lonely men need feel loved by Russian Brides, the sick cling to the hope that only expensive medication gives, and we find it very satisfying helping Egyptians with their pyramid schemes.

• Barry Taylor : First pet's name?

  Sheldon : Yes.

  Barry Taylor : Which one? I live on a farm.

  Sheldon : All of them.