FATAL MEMORIES (TV Movie) 2015
1.5 out of 10 stars Time to Read: 3:30min (lots to gripe about)
Plotlines are reminiscent of 11-year-old girls playing Barbies...
BASIC PLOT:
Sutton Roberts (
Italia Ricci) is trying to save her little sister, April Parker (
Magda Apanowicz), from a life behind bars. A year ago, Sutton found April over the dead body of their mother, and it's been downhill every since. April spent a year in a mental hospital, and now that she's out, Sutton only has six weeks to prepare to defend April at trial. She also has to deal with Glenn, her weak, pathetic husband (
Zak Santiago), Whitaker, a detective who holds a grudge (
Shauna Johannesen), and Luke Conner (
Ryan Beil) a member of the press who won't leave them alone. All this, and she has to prove her sister isn't guilty of murder. What else could go wrong?
WHAT WORKS:
*NOTHING! NOTHING WORKS!
WHAT DOESN'T WORK:
*TWO SECONDS IN AND I'M ALREADY IN DISBELIEF... They wouldn't let some random guy with a camera onto their crime scene. Are you freaking kidding me?
*COPS WITH A PERSONAL GRUDGE AGAINST THE LAWYER OR CLIENT WOULD BE REMOVED FROM THE CASE If not, the lawyer could use it at trial. Think OJ & Casey Anthony, those worked real well for the cops & prosecution, didn't they?
*I'M TWELVE MINUTES IN, AND THINK I'VE GOT IT FIGURED OUT, I hope not...
*THE HUSBAND IS A SELFISH ASS...I guess he forgot the part of the vows that go "for better or for worse". He's not likable to say the least, and I'm sick of seeing these kinds of jackasses in made-for-tv movies. Why would a strong, capable career woman be with a mewling, selfish, spoiled man child like this? Answer: SHE WOULDN'T! I'd love to see a supportive man in these types of movies occasionally.
*THE CAMERA ANGLES AND SHOTS ARE WEIRD AND SHAKY It's distracting to say the least...
*HERE COMES THE DEUS EX MACHINAS A tow truck driver wouldn't call the police, that's just lazy writing. But even if he did, why is the car still on the street, WITHOUT the tow truck driver? If he came to the scene, saw there was a problem with the breaks, as he was hooking it up to take it away, THEN he would call the police. But he's nowhere to be seen, so did he call BEFORE he got there? Why would a tow truck driver call the police, BEFORE he knows there's a problem? The whole plot device is stupid, with circular logic, EPIC FAIL!
*LAW FIRMS DON'T FIRE THEIR ASSOCIATES BECAUSE A CASE HAS BAD PRESS Her boss literally says, "control the press, or clean out your desk". WHAT? For one, this movie doesn't need anymore antagonists, for two, much like the tow truck driver, THIS IS A STUPID, WASTEFUL PLOT DEVICE! It doesn't build suspense, and her reaction is weak and pitiful, just like with her husband. This is not the type of reaction we expect from a woman who's been presented as smart and capable, which is the type of woman, most in the viewing audience would like to watch. Quite frankly, I'm disappointed in the two female writers,
Roslyn Muir &
Crystal Verge.
*WHEN APRIL IS ACCUSED OF ATTACKING GLENN, SUTTON WOULD NEVER ALLOW HER TO BE QUESTIONED BY THE POLICE Especially, since the one doing the questioning, is Detective Whitaker, who has a grudge against them both. Again, ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?
*SUTTON SAID SHE'S USED ALL HER PERSONAL SAVINGS ON "PRE-TRIAL COURT COSTS", LIKE WHAT?! Usually, that type of PRE-TRIAL money goes to scientific testing, or private investigators, but Sutton is using neither. So, where is all of her money going? They just keep saying, "court costs, court costs" which is meaningless. More nonsense, in a movie that's already full of it.
*THE POLICE ENTER A BUILDING, WITH AN ALARM GOING OFF, AND THEY BRING THE CAMERAMAN WITH THEM?!
Not only do they bring a civilian cameraman with them, but he has a cop behind him, with a gun drawn. So, we are supposed to believe they let a civilian into a potentially dangerous crime scene, where he can contaminate evidence, and get himself, or someone else, shot? Can you say lawsuit? Can you say tainted evidence? Can you say beyond ridiculous?
TO RECOMMEND, OR NOT TO RECOMMEND, THAT IS THE QUESTION:
*This movie reminds me of when me and my friends would play Barbies when I was about 11, that's the sophistication of the storylines. If this was supposed to be a suspenseful thriller, it failed miserably, and I cannot recommend you sitting through a banal series of missed opportunities. If you're a fan of
Magda Apanowicz, I'd recommend
Devil's Diary (2007), it's a fun, made-for-tv teen scream, that delivers. If you're a fan of
Zak Santiago, I'd recommend
A Girl Like Me: The Gwen Araujo Story (2006), a highly rated made-for-tv tear jerker. If you're a fan of
Kevin McNulty, try
For the Love of Nancy (1994) (a made-for-tv tear jerker), or any of his other made-for-tv movies. He's been in some good ones (but this is NOT one of them)! Try ANYTHING but this!
CLOSING NOTES:
*This is a made-for-tv movie, please keep that in mind before you watch/rate it. TV movies have a much lower budget, and so your expectations should be adjusted.
*I have no connection to the film, or production in ANY way. This review was NOT written in full, or in part, by a bot. I am just an honest viewer, who wishes for more straight forward reviews (less trolls and fanboys), and better entertainment. Hope I helped you out.
