Peabody's Improbable History

. . . the focal point of PEABODY'S IMPROBABLE HISTORY: DON JUAN centers around a common garden vegetable; namely, the lowly onion. These ground appetizers were first discovered by a Greek named Aristotle Plato in 4,926 BC. Legend has it that Arie, as he was known to his fellow farmers, stumbled across a wild onion while cultivating a field for his asparagus crop around 8 AM on a Friday morning Be that as it may, there are seven major species of commercial onions, breaking into 391 distinct varieties when all is said and done. Mr. Peabody does not make it clear to which type of white tuber Mr. Juan becomes addicted. Chances are that it is the Rebel Vidalia product.