Board James (TV Series)

Lie Detector Game (2015)

James Rolfe: Board James

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Quotes 

• Board James : I think it's the taxi driver.

  [turns slowly toward the camera] 

  Board James : Listen, you fuckers, you screw-heads.

  [jump cut] 

  Board James : Listen, you fuckers, you screw-heads.

• Fight Promoter : Hey, pal, do me a favor. Read the back of da box.

  Board James : What?

  Fight Promoter : Read the back of da box. Just do it!

  Board James : Okay.

  [picks up box] 

  Board James : "Here are the suspects. One of them is guilty of a murder. You start as a rookie..."

  Fight Promoter : Guilty of what?

  Board James : A murder, a crime, whatever.

  Fight Promoter : So it's a moider den?

  Board James : I guess. I dunno, I always thought it was a murder case. Who cares?

  Fight Promoter : Everything's always gotta be a moider case wit you.

• Fight Promoter : Let's cut to the chase. You killed your friends. You know it.

  Board James : No, it was the phone! The Dream Phone!

  Fight Promoter : I think you're da one dreamin', buddy. C'mon, a PINK PLASTIC PHONE from a LITTLE GIRL'S GAME?

  Board James : Yes! That's what happened.

  Fight Promoter : How does a PHONE pick up a knife?

  Board James : I don't know, that's what was so fucking weird about it! I'm just trying to play a game!