Embalmo was groomed to be a funeral director/mortician, but that didn't work out. He then went to clown college. He tried to be a successful clown, but that didn't work out. Now he drinks and watches Gamera movies with his best bud El Gaucho, the Legendary Luchador. In this adventure, a surprise guest turns another ordinary evening rather extraordinary! In his bid to impress a beautiful stranger, Embalmo gets in trouble with some Russian criminals.
—Mark Mackner