- Cinema Snob: [after everyone else is assigned a job] Hey! What have you got for me, Chief?
- Linkara: Cinema Snob... Uh... You're... You're the comic relief.
- Cinema Snob: Can do, Sugar Tits!
- [walks off camera]
- Cinema Snob: I'm hilarious.
- [first lines]
- US Gov. Agent Allen Park: Good afternoon, Mister Linkara. My name is Allen Park. I'm with the United States government.