Colossal (2016)

Jason Sudeikis: Oscar

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Quotes 

• Gloria : [throws the bar keys towards Oscar]  Here! There are your keys; I'm not coming back to your shitty bar!

  Oscar : [picking up the keys]  Yeah you are.

  Gloria : [panting]  Oh yeah?

  Oscar : Yeah.

  [Throws the keys at Gloria with enough force to hurt her] 

  Gloria : [holding her stomach in pain]  Ow!

  Oscar : [calmly]  You're gonna keep working at the bar, or I'm gonna come back here tomorrow, and destroy an entire neighborhood.

  Gloria : [through her teeth, bringing her face close to Oscar's]  Then I'll come back and I'll kick your fucking ass!

  Oscar : [still calm]  No you won't. I'm done being Mr. Nice Guy.

  [Knocks her to the ground. Gloria grunts in pain as she hits the ground hard] 

  Oscar : [leans down, calm]  see you at work?

  [Gloria looks up at him speechless] 

  Oscar : I'll see you at work.

• Gloria : Keep it cool. These people are looking at us.

  Oscar : [looks at the women at the next table]  Hi. She's the monster; I'm the robot.

• Oscar : So, you don't remember anything we talked about last night, huh?

  Gloria : I got really melodramatic, didn't I?

• Oscar : [For Tim]  What a schmuck!