Big Ass Toys

This crummy video begins with highlights and misleading information, broadcasting "10 Hot Girls" and then delivering a cast of eight, since two of the actresses reappear in a second scene each out of the five sex segments. Director Stills by Alan merely proves out the Peter Principle, as he directs much of the footage as if merely shooting stills: the actresses posing for the camera.

These actresses are called upon to be utterly phony, not acting per se, but pretending to be themselves in an alternate reality. So the marketing trumpets for Sara Luvv not only the thrill of watching her first anal girl-girl scene but also her first anal scene on film. BFD. Since then Sara has sure made up for lost time, taking many a dick where the sun don't shine.

Most interesting, at least on the surface, vignette pairs two redheads with red bushes, who claim on camera to have never had sex with a redhead before. So we watch bosomy Penny Pax (the only pair of big- breasts in the show, as Alan uses his closeup camera to spotlight big butts like that of Jada Stevens (her claim to fame) nearly all the time) make love to eerie-eyed Violet Monroe, perhaps satisfying Ginger fetishes out there in video land.

One of Sara's conquests, ultra-petite blonde Sammie Daniels, is stone- faced and silent during their anal escapade, hardly the source of eroticism. Anikka Albrite's name is misspelled in the end credits, and the finale of Jada Stevens and French import Jessie Volt traded beads on a string instead of Ben Wa balls in their nether regions is an anti- climax, pun intended.