Less Talking, More Sucking

This inelegantly titled video is the worst yet I've seen from the umbrella video labels under the rubric of Canada's Gamma Entertainment. Not only is it a disgusting woman-hating exercise, legal only because the actresses are of age, but it is so repetitive as to try one's patience.

Gimmick is the fictional Tricky Spa, where masseurs bamboozle pretty young things into giving them a blow job at the end of the session, or else! This is patently ridiculous -anyone who knows anything about massage parlors, or even just Urban Legends about them, is aware that the "happy ending" gimmick that separates legitimate businesses from hotbeds of prostitution involves the customer getting some sex, not the masseur (or masseuse). The only tip the employee expects is cold, hard cash.

Most of the sequences involve jail-bait females, clearly aimed at the pederast crowd, and the actresses' very poorly done scrunched up pained expressions when they are forced to have sex would be considered rape content and subject to sanctions by the bluenoses out there, only director Barrett Blade's utterly fake approach takes the sting out of this footage. Far better had he directed some stinging scenes that weren't repulsive - but that might have taken some talent.

And it also would have required a script -this like the other effusions from Gamma are all improvised junk. Featured in 3 of the 5 vignettes is Ryan McLane whose incompetence at improvising dialog is a constant groan-inducing spectacle. In one particularly lame vignette, starring a ringer, the big-breasted veteran Romi Rain who is totally out of place in the same feature as these underage-looking neophyte women, McLane stops everything and goes to the bathroom to phone his buddy Eric Masterson- text him some id material about Romi, and then wait to get back blackmail content that the married lady is a former hooker from Boston. All this to put a gun to her head so she'll blow him.

Most of the girls seem flustered as the idiotic scenes progress: not only Ryan's but also those involving an uncharacteristically insincere Steven St. Croix. I absolutely hated the gimmick that subconsciously demonstrates the point of view of a venal breed of pornographer. It goes something like this: as long as the woman can be coaxed somehow into having sex, no matter how they protest, then it isn't rape, it's just good clean fun. I would submit this particular video to any researcher on the subject as prime evidence of the fallaciousness of this argument. So Gamma and its "Tricky" gimmickry is yet another incompetent excuse for entertainment rushing to the scrap-heap (or landfill -take your pick) of history.