- Cop: So, what are you kids on these days, huh? Molly? Skunk? Phennies? Smack? Poppers? Sniffing each other's dirty underwears? Is that how all you young idiots burn your college funds? Posting on Facebook your little bath salt orgies?
- Cop: [slowly turning into Mr. Bedevil] Do you know how many stupid degenerates I caught using social media? And your goddamn selfies! I can't even tell the difference between a duck face and an asshole! I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL!
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