Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)

Brian Tyree Henry: Bernie Hayes

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• Bernie Hayes : You mean I gotta die with you SOBER?

• [Walter gets abruptly killed mid-monologue] 

  Bernie Hayes : It's unfair. I really wanted to hear the rest of that speech.

• Bernie Hayes : Is that a password?

  Josh Valentine : I don't know! I'm not used to this. I'm used to pirating movies online.

• Bernie Hayes : I thought you said you were a hacker!

  Josh Valentine : I said I took an HTML course at summer camp.

  Bernie Hayes : HTML?

  Josh Valentine : Yes, at summer camp.

• Bernie Hayes : If this wasn't contributing to world destruction, this would be a great DJ booth.

• Bernie Hayes : Before we go any further, I've got one question, tap or no tap?

  Madison Russell : No tap.

  Josh Valentine : Excuse me, what is tap?

  Bernie Hayes : Water. They put fluoride in it, learned it from the Nazis.

  Madison Russell : Theory is it makes you docile, easy to manipulate .

  Josh Valentine : Oh, I drink tap water.

  Bernie Hayes : Yeah, I kinda figured that but she does the thinking for both of you so it should be alright.

• Bernie Hayes : APEX What Have You Done?

• Josh Valentine : How Far Down Does It Go?

  Bernie Hayes : [direct]  Down To Hell...

  [now seriously] 

  Bernie Hayes : Straight Down To Hell

• Bernie Hayes : Welcome back, loyal listeners, to Titan Truth Podcast, episode 246. Oh, my God. I was there. Godzilla's Apex attack. I saw it go down! You think it's a coincidence that he reappears and just so happens to destroy that specific facility? Ha-ha, no, no, no, no. No such thing as coincidence.

• Bernie Hayes : Hello, loyal listeners. Welcome to TTP, Titan Truth Podcast. Episode number 245. Today is the day. Maybe the last podcast I ever record. And look, I know I said that last week and maybe the week before and a few other times. But, look, this is the point. After five years of deep cover at Apex Cybernetics, I'm finally taking my shot. Something bad is going on here. I don't know what it is, but I'm about to walk in and download hard evidence and expose a vast corporate conspiracy. Yeah, you can call me a whistleblower, but I ain't just whistling. I mean, this is more than a leak. It's a flood. And believe me, this flood is gonna wash away all of Apex's lies. You can believe that.

• Bernie Hayes : [an Apex employee was about to eat an apple]  No, don't eat that! It's incredibly unhealthy. It's just all the GMOs. Growing a second head could be useful. You have to let me know. Because me, myself? I can barely handle the one I got.

• Bernie Hayes : [with a bad attempt at an Asian accent]  No! I don't - I - I - I got your faces. I - I contact authorities. Yes!

  Josh Valentine : For knocking on a door?

  Bernie Hayes : Yeah... no, no!

  Madison Russell : Bernie, you don't trust the authorities!