- Valerie Thompson: You shouldn't be able to walk away that fast from someone that you love.
- Valerie Thompson: Hi, mom. How are you? How's your life been? Because I've noticed that, while I've been keeping you updated on my life, I haven't heard a damn thing from you. Does keeping up with your children matter to you?
- Mr. Thompson: In hindsight, I'm glad you made these... even if they were for the wrong parent.
- Maddi: Have you heard about Dave and Bridgett?
- Valerie Thompson: The blonde bitch with the big mouth?
- Maddi: Yeah, her!
- Peter Thompson: Peter signing off.
- Dakota Cook: Remember: you're all supertastic. Dakota Cook signing off.