29 reviews
OMG acting was terrible but also hilarious to watch.Please don't watch,as I get take back the time I lost 😃
- hayleyparker-94347
- Jan 5, 2019
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- nogodnomasters
- Jul 12, 2018
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- malikbailey
- Jul 20, 2018
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I go to an amature theatre school and i can act better than this. Absolute garbage!! The two main cast can't act for toffee! They're emotionless and sound like they're just reading off a script. Nothing worthwhile is happening. They're putting lights on in daylight for goodness sake!! Whoever the scriptwriter was nust have been off their head on drugs and alcohol. Seriously you all need to get a job in a supermarket. Hopeless.
- joanne-rollason
- Aug 17, 2018
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I've seen some pretty crappy movies...and this is definitely one of the worst!! The acting is awful, the storyline is garbage..and it isn't even scary! Disney movies are more terrifying! Do not waste your time in watching this!
- ScotsGirl84
- Apr 4, 2018
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Please avoid this movie at all cost. watch anything except this., managed to watch the first twenty minutes then forwarded it to the end on what really happened, was really dissapointed in this movie would be an understatement.
The two main characters are really terrible actors, sorry to be harsh but that is the truth!
I think the story had some potential if it were carried out by true horror people.
Oh well, on to the next!
The two main characters are really terrible actors, sorry to be harsh but that is the truth!
I think the story had some potential if it were carried out by true horror people.
Oh well, on to the next!
- lifelinespublishing
- Feb 17, 2019
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U dnt want to spend 1.5 hours on that movie. Acting is below zero, the effects are not for an horror movie
- georgekhoury-95122
- Feb 15, 2019
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I loved this movie. The main actor nailed the dad from troll 2 combined with the blandness of rod from berdemic. Amazing. His spouse somehow matched the deadpan or maybe just dead acting of the mom from troll 2.
Plot is hard to follow because I was playing a video game to keep me awake while watching this. Its worst sin is of course being bland, boring and forgettable. I don't even want to hate the actors, there is nothing to work with. I mean I doubt any of them will ever win an Oscar, but you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shi...
Sound...um don't remember much and I had a hard time watching because of the slight moving of the iPhone they shot it on. Can you please use a tripod. It's one thing to have a Shakey cam movie, it's another to just have wobble on the edges while the editor tries to keep the characters center framed.
The only saving grace was my wife and I watched some grifters on a documentary about Amityville. These people were worse actors than the ones from the terrible two. I don't know how anyone believes these 'psychics' and feeling a presence from the street, when even the lawyer says it was all a lie to sell books and movies.
Plot is hard to follow because I was playing a video game to keep me awake while watching this. Its worst sin is of course being bland, boring and forgettable. I don't even want to hate the actors, there is nothing to work with. I mean I doubt any of them will ever win an Oscar, but you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shi...
Sound...um don't remember much and I had a hard time watching because of the slight moving of the iPhone they shot it on. Can you please use a tripod. It's one thing to have a Shakey cam movie, it's another to just have wobble on the edges while the editor tries to keep the characters center framed.
The only saving grace was my wife and I watched some grifters on a documentary about Amityville. These people were worse actors than the ones from the terrible two. I don't know how anyone believes these 'psychics' and feeling a presence from the street, when even the lawyer says it was all a lie to sell books and movies.
- thorin_bane
- Nov 4, 2023
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Watched this film last night and I was pleasantly surprised. Read an interview with the filmmakers that they made the entire feature film for under $35K and shot it in under 10 days. The Terrible Two has unjustly been getting a lot of bad reviews but if you take the movie for what it is I was really impressed by The Terrible Two. Will this film ever win an Academy Award? No, but it was certainly entertaining and kept my attention the entire time...especially since it took place in one location. The acting wasn't great but it wasn't the worst I've ever seen. Look forward to seeing what these filmmakers can produce with some real money. I would recommend giving this little film a chance!!!!
- GhostInTheWind12
- Mar 29, 2018
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- thomandybish-15114
- Jul 23, 2019
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I never write reviews but this was so bad I feel like I lost a couple hours of my life I'll never get back while wasting time watching this movie. It's too bad because it could have been better with a bigger budget.
- camillemcbride
- Jun 23, 2018
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If i could rate Zero, i would.
And to the only one person who rate this movie 10, we all know you're LYING about your rating !!!
- aozorafreak
- Apr 26, 2019
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I find it hard to find a horror movie these days as I have seen virtually all of them over the last 3 decades. I like leaving reviews when I enjoyed a movie. This one, however, is my first and lowest score. I want my time back. I hate myself for watching it til the end, to see if it got better. The knife props were obviously fake, you even heard the screech as the sprung fake blade entered the handle. Terrible storyline. Ham acting in many places. The kids can't act. More of a college made film. Only the actors and their families would think it was good.
- ebookgamer
- Feb 2, 2020
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- ahawk-68590
- May 9, 2021
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Oh geez. This was a terrible movie. The house was lovely, but didn't looked "lived" in. The actors, please even LMN would not hire them for one of theri cookie cutter movies.
I wanted to watch a horror movie, but I watched a lack luster film that was not a horror movie at all. What were they thinking?
Very little action, just a lot of boring no emotion words. I don't know which one was worse, the woman lead or the man lead. Go back to voice overs and learn some emotion when you speak.
After I go to the end, I realize how the girls died, since it was not revealed in the movie. One day they are looking at a house, then next day they are mourning their 2 daughters.
Just save you time and watch something else, anything else.
I wanted to watch a horror movie, but I watched a lack luster film that was not a horror movie at all. What were they thinking?
Very little action, just a lot of boring no emotion words. I don't know which one was worse, the woman lead or the man lead. Go back to voice overs and learn some emotion when you speak.
After I go to the end, I realize how the girls died, since it was not revealed in the movie. One day they are looking at a house, then next day they are mourning their 2 daughters.
Just save you time and watch something else, anything else.
Terrible alright. Already wasted my time watching the whole thing, so won't waste much more here as it's all time I'll never get back. VERY poor man's version of Sinister without the quality, script, acting. Almost zero blood either, but certainly plenty of plot holes that never get explained. Only one in the movie that was good was the Real Estate guy, he should have played the husband. Only positive I can see coming out of this movie is the lead husband and wife actors were paid for their time. I hope they use the money to take acting lessons. You want scary kid horror - go watch Sinister with Ethan Hawke.
Best time of my life while watching this gem. Girlfriend and I were deciding what to watch when we ran across this art piece. Few minutes into the movie my wife decided she didn't want to watch it any further. Don't get me wrong, the movie though had an major indie vibe....kept us on our toes. My girlfriend is a little squeamish so she had her head down most of the time (maybe a little too much)...We got up to other things, if you know what i mean. Wink wink... nudge nudge say no more... 10/10 would reccomend to all! Amazing for couples who are trying to find something spooky and spontaneous this hallows Eve!
I went into this one a bit skeptical after reading the reviews. I found it genuinely creepy and rather well done for an indie film. The script could have been a bit better, but watch for a strong performance by Cari Moscow- the scene in the garage is truly chilling. Give this one a chance- you will enjoy!
I couldn't enjoy a single minute watching this. It's horrible, but not in the right way a terror movie should be.
A completely waste of time! I wish I could get those 90 minutes of my life back.
- tostesarantes
- Feb 22, 2020
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- teecot-12264
- Jul 7, 2019
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- kkobra-95955
- Oct 15, 2019
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Never have i watched such a badly acted and worthless film!!! Don't waste your time on this one!! There was nothing enjoyable at all!! Potentially the storyline could be great, but again the acting was just painful to watch.
- lucyjones-22429
- May 21, 2019
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