The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)

Alan Thicke/Rosanna Arquette/Oprah Winfrey (1986)

Johnny Carson: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Alan Thicke : Anybody who said that all men are created equal never saw Lyle Alzado in the shower.

  Johnny Carson : I have no burning desire to see Lyle Alzado in the shower.

  Alan Thicke : Well, I did, and...

  Johnny Carson : Not high on my priorities.

  Alan Thicke : Oh, it's an honor, though... You think Kreskin's amazing.

• Johnny Carson : You get a little desperate when you've been at this for a number of years, when you start saying, "Is there any particular instrument that attracts you?" - you know you're headed for the Twilight Zone.

• Johnny Carson : [doing an intro for Alan Thicke]  He's also beginning a feature flim-

  [audience laughs/cheers] 

  Johnny Carson : All right, I was reading this week, there's a word for that, when you reverse letters in a word. It's not dyslexia.

  Ed McMahon : It's "screwing up".