Jack Cooper: Oh, you...
Reggie Le Duca: Hey!
Jack Cooper: I should kill you!
Reggie Le Duca: This is a hosptial. We save lives here. We don't wipe them out.
Jack Cooper: You switched my profile to tell her I was a doctor!
Reggie Le Duca: And this is the way you thank me?
Jack Cooper: Thank you?
Reggie Le Duca: Yeah, you've got women coming out of the woodwork. The way I see it, you owe me one.
Jack Cooper: Yeah, but she thinks I'm that Dr. J. Thomas Cooper.
Reggie Le Duca: I had nothing to do with that.
Jack Cooper: It's because of your lie.
Reggie Le Duca: Okay, then what did she say when you set her straight?
Jack Cooper: I...
Reggie Le Duca: I...
Jack Cooper: ...didn't exactly.
Reggie Le Duca: Ah, who's the pot calling the kettle black?
Jack Cooper: It is... I was backed into a corner.
Reggie Le Duca: Well, that's when we should our truest character when our backs are up against the wall, and we're desperate.
Jack Cooper: Right, but it's not my character.
Reggie Le Duca: [running away] Don't worry, there are other fish in the sea!
Jack Cooper: I like this fish.
