Oct 2006
Stuttering Craig counts down the top ten ways to kill or be killed in a video game: #10: The giant fists and boots in "Battletoads", #9: Cannibalism in "Cubivore", #8: Exploding in "Metroid", #7: Getting killed by a wiener in "Burgertime", #6: Mario crushing a Goomba with his own body weight, #5: The teabag maneuver in the "Halo" series, #4: Impaling the eye of a hydra in "God of War", #3: In "Killer Instinct", Orchid showing the opponent her boobs, which kills them, #2: Sub-Zero's decapitation in "Mortal Kombat", and #1: In "The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker", Link stabbing Ganon through the forehead, then turning to stone.
Sun, Dec 31, 2006
The Angry Video Game Nerd celebrates its first year of being hosted on ScrewAttack with Stuttering Craig listing ten great moments from the 2006 season: #10: The Power Glove ending rant, #9: The Nerd's rant on the waterfalls in "King of Kings: The Early Years", #8: The Nerd taking a dump on the "Nightmare on Elm Street" cartridge, #7: The Nerd noticing a typo on the first story screen in "Double Dragon 3", #6: The Nerd admitting he's not cool while using the Power Glove, #5: The Nerd failing to land the plane in "Top Gun", #4: The Nerd being confused by the premise of the NES "Back to the Future" game, #3: The Nerd's ending rant on "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" for NES, #2: The Nerd satirizing the game over screen in "Friday the 13th", and #1: The closing line of his "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" review.