- Larry the Cucumber: How would you like to buy a donut partially eaten by Jerry Gourd on the set of Dave and the Giant Pickle?
- Larry the Cucumber: [makes chicken noises]
- Bob the Tomato: Larry, you're going to hurt Archibald's feelings!
- Larry the Cucumber: It's called tough love, Bob.
- [makes more chicken noises]
- Archibald Asparagus: Stop it!
- Bob the Tomato: [walks away and turns off the lights]
- Larry the Cucumber: Ahhh! Lights!
- Bob the Tomato: Maybe they blew a fuse on the movie set.