Once upon a time, man created fire. It was monumental, a truly mind boggling moment that changed the course of history. Many years later, Crazy Frog 2 was invented and fires true purpose was finally discovered. To throw the game into it.
Here's a story. Once upon a time, a brave hero was winning a race for 8 minutes. It was high octane and action packed, and the hero overcome great obstacles to reach a winning position. Then, he clipped through the ground, finished second, and 8 whole minutes were lost. Such tragedy has never been seen before or since. I only hope this review, saves others from such a terrible fate.
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Yeah, the game's bad.
