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Starring an impressive cast including John Travolta, Morgan Freeman, Famke Janssen, Brendan Fraser, and Robert Patrick. This want a be film noir tries too hard with its more wordy than usual voice over of John Travolta and the efforts to make this movie into some sort of Maltese Falcon (1941), The Long Goodbye (1973), China Town (1974), Fargo (1996), L. A. Confidential (1997), Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005), or Gone Baby Gone (2007). The script has too much thrown into the plot along with unconvincing gunfights. Instead a simplified script that allowed the actors to really shine would have been much better. Oddly enough Brendan Fraser, the Doc, gets the best character from which to show off his out of character star persona. The Poison Rose starts to show promise a third of the way in but then sort of collapses under its own weight to a more ambivalent but cliché ending. A more thoughtful script would have greater improved the movie and performances.
Forget some of the film's flaws. It's an entertaining film-noir type of the 1940s. Travolta is not an ideal PI, but a joy to see him act with Morgan Freeman and Brendan Fraser.
If you like film noirs of the 1940s, don't miss The Poison Rose
If you like film noirs of the 1940s, don't miss The Poison Rose
This film tells the story of a private investigator who goes back to his hometown to investigate a case.
The story is actually quite engaging and suspenseful. The fear of the king of the small town is palpable. It is much better than the rating suggests. It's not that bad at all.
The story is actually quite engaging and suspenseful. The fear of the king of the small town is palpable. It is much better than the rating suggests. It's not that bad at all.
My oh my where to begin? I can understand JT's attraction to this movie. It starts off as a classic old noir detective show (with JT as the narrator). Quite intriguing standard Maltese Falcon/Raymond Chandler style to begin with light tinges of Get Shorty and Pulp Fiction thrown in. I feel that this may be what attracted both John and Morgan initially.
The doe eyed secretary and beautiful, mysterious woman waiting in his office when he escapes from the hitmen sent by (presumably) his bookie for outstanding debts.
The lure of the dollars offered and a trip back to his hometown (with the bad memories) offers some interesting plot lines and, indeed, the film shapes up as having some potential.
Morgan Freeman is introduced as the evil doer (who knows how he got there??)
Then, (OMG THEN!!).....this movie rapidly spirals into self implosion worse than the Simpsons 3d episode!!! Seemingly rushing toward a timeframe ending with Keystone Kop like shootouts, ridiculous and implausible twists and turns and a finale that is blatantly obvious to even the most unobservant viewer (supposed twist at the end easily figured out way earlier!).
The acting (from all) towards the end would embarrass a 7th grade school play lead. It seems as though everyone involved just wanted it to end asap (as did I).
A real disappointment given that the start was quite good but it is a sad indictment on some of the potentially great actors of our time that, in the twilight of their careers, they are signing on for roles that are not only laughable but ruining their reputations and are certainly below the skillset, experience and expertise that they have achieved through out their long and illustrious professional working life.
3 points for a reasonable beginning, the rest is abysmal.
OK, for real. Yes, we were watching this movie when my wife had a mild stroke (she's fine now), but I don't think the movie had anything to do with that.
That being said, this is a seriously bad movie.
Let's start with the title, Poison Rose. Typically, when you title a work, that title has something to do with, you know, the story. In this movie, there are two roses - Rose, Doc's daughter, played by the criminally underused Kat Graham, and Rose the nightclub where we meet Doc and the sheriff and the hippie guy and Rose and Happy and such. Yet, neither of these roses have much of anything to do with the story.
The director clearly doesn't have a good idea of what he's doing. Neither does the editor. I mean, there's a bit early in the movie when pretty much everything stops for the better part of minute while the camera concentrates on Travolta lighting a cigarette. Just basic, obvious stuff any decent editor would know to have cut around.
I could go on and on. It's really, really bad.
That being said, this is a seriously bad movie.
Let's start with the title, Poison Rose. Typically, when you title a work, that title has something to do with, you know, the story. In this movie, there are two roses - Rose, Doc's daughter, played by the criminally underused Kat Graham, and Rose the nightclub where we meet Doc and the sheriff and the hippie guy and Rose and Happy and such. Yet, neither of these roses have much of anything to do with the story.
The director clearly doesn't have a good idea of what he's doing. Neither does the editor. I mean, there's a bit early in the movie when pretty much everything stops for the better part of minute while the camera concentrates on Travolta lighting a cigarette. Just basic, obvious stuff any decent editor would know to have cut around.
I could go on and on. It's really, really bad.
- stormharbour
- Sep 10, 2019
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Ignore the bad reviews. Solid performances all around. A bit predictable but If you enjoy old noir flicks this fits the bill. I was actual surprised I liked Travolta in this. He's so hit or miss but I enjoyed his performance as the grisled PI.
- badrobsugar
- Sep 26, 2019
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- billking6666
- Jun 2, 2019
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It's rated only a 4.6, but in my opinion, it's better than that. It's not great, but I love film noir and this was a pretty good one. I like how John Travolta narrated throughout the movie, like a classic film noir. I liked the steamy, Southern atmosphere and the plot twists & turns. It had a star-studded cast and they all did a very good job. I liked that John Travolta's real life daughter had a role in this movie and the scenes between the two of them were very sweet & tender. I liked the slow, sensual pace of the movie, which is realistic for us Southerners. We don't rush for anything. Lol And I loved the music in the film, especially that seductive trumpet tune which played during the end credits. This movie just oozed steamy, Southern flavor and the acting was good by all involved. Like I said, not great, but if you like classic film noir with a sultry Southern feeling (I certainly do) then you'll like this film. Give it a try, who knows? You might love it as much as I did. I gave it a 6, but would've given it a 6.5 if I could have.
- c-estrada618
- Dec 14, 2019
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Boring, predictable, boring, laughable, and boring again. and pitiful. people really should know when to say no to a pathetic script especially after doing great ones in the past.
- m-arsic0708
- Jun 1, 2019
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Nice atmosphere, much like old detective stories with an happy end we like to see sometimes. Of course it's predictable but sometimes we must not care to much and simply enjoy. Also nice to see those older actors.
- aadzwartepoorte
- Jun 14, 2019
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The film starts like a typical Chinatown syndrome.
The locations r gorgeous with those plentiful awesome greenery all around.
It has some violent shootout scenes but the best is Freeman's screen presence, Fraser's laughable body shape n Travolta's cool act.
- Fella_shibby
- May 27, 2019
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It's sad when a film featuring major stars begins by nearly plagiarizing famous work. The opening lines voiced by Travolta are right out of the old Philip Marlowe radio show episode, "Red Wind". Then we get dialogue desperately trying to capture the private eye genre of the 1940s. To top it off, just about every cliche of this genre is tossed at the viewer. Did Travolta and Freeman even read this script before signing on? Someone simply opened a can of Hollywood leftovers and proceeded to bake this turkey. The hard drinking private eye brought into an investigation by a beautiful but mysterious woman has seen the light of too many Hollywood sets.
Do not waste your time, vacuum the living room instead.
Do not waste your time, vacuum the living room instead.
- boomerchinde
- Nov 21, 2021
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A sad ending to a long acting career. I'm surprised Morgan Freeman would lower himself. A laughable story, mediocre acting & terrible directing.
I once used to try to dig john travolta, but unfortunately , for each flick i see him in he is keeping on digging himself his own grave, and have soon dug himself to china, to try financing his future products ,full stop.
no, i did see this film because i like morgan freeman, 82 yrs of age, even a bit older than me, and well he does not impress either.
its a film about a small time private detective that sets out on a mission to find a little ol lady in a dull texas gulf coast town, and as three is a lucky number it is his beloved town where he was born and raised 20 years ago..so everybody is so happy to see him and shadows or shadows away from him, as he is like good old colombo, making people dizzy and frustratedby the talk and walk as an intrusive threat. he finds a lot of errors in the community and sets out to clear up everything before returning to sunny l.a..
its a boring flick, i smiled at 2 occasions, and its neither dramatic or thrilling, and the shootouts are so bonanza like that tuscon city took his tux-on and took hi ho silver to bed.
the story,plot and point of this story,are just as meaningless as this review, so dont bother read it and dont bother watch the film, its not good.
no, i did see this film because i like morgan freeman, 82 yrs of age, even a bit older than me, and well he does not impress either.
its a film about a small time private detective that sets out on a mission to find a little ol lady in a dull texas gulf coast town, and as three is a lucky number it is his beloved town where he was born and raised 20 years ago..so everybody is so happy to see him and shadows or shadows away from him, as he is like good old colombo, making people dizzy and frustratedby the talk and walk as an intrusive threat. he finds a lot of errors in the community and sets out to clear up everything before returning to sunny l.a..
its a boring flick, i smiled at 2 occasions, and its neither dramatic or thrilling, and the shootouts are so bonanza like that tuscon city took his tux-on and took hi ho silver to bed.
the story,plot and point of this story,are just as meaningless as this review, so dont bother read it and dont bother watch the film, its not good.
"Safe film" offers up a product that isn't bad as such but doesn't reward itself or the viewer, in a meaningful way either.
Such is the case with The Poison Rose. This is a film that follows a well trodden path of a rather conventional thriller, that's not all that thrilling.Instead,what you get is a ponderous, rambling, predictable affair that's never does anything to make it more than "of the moment" viewing.
Using veteran actors does little to enhance the general feeling of ordinariness that pervades this film either. Indeed, I'd argue this film could have been made with less well known faces and the final product would not have been all that different.
5/10.
Such is the case with The Poison Rose. This is a film that follows a well trodden path of a rather conventional thriller, that's not all that thrilling.Instead,what you get is a ponderous, rambling, predictable affair that's never does anything to make it more than "of the moment" viewing.
Using veteran actors does little to enhance the general feeling of ordinariness that pervades this film either. Indeed, I'd argue this film could have been made with less well known faces and the final product would not have been all that different.
5/10.
I couldn't believe the polarized reviews - some rating high and saying they also were confused by the extremely low ratings of others. The low ratings (almost all "1"s) are so similar in their generalized criticisms that it feels like someone paid people to leave them or the same person wrote them all. ("Worse movie ever"? Really? With no explanation as to why) When you go to rotten tomatoes same thing. A ton of only 1 star ratings, all by UNVERIFIED people. This is definitely not a 1 star movie. I have seen WAY worse movies rated way higher than 1. It is an interesting movie worth watching that I think has been under attack by someone trying to discredit it intentionally.
- brom-76789
- Sep 19, 2022
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For the first 10 minutes I thought this was a spoof movie, like Airplane, but minus anything funny. Canned dialogue sounds like the poor reading of a badly written 50's crime novel. Thought it would be watchable because, well, Morgan Freeman, but even he couldn't save this badly acted, terribly scripted mess of a movie.
- isabelle_connor
- Jun 25, 2019
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Despite several clunky scenes and some predictability in the storyline, it was an entertaining 2 hours, thanks in part to Brendan Fraser's hysterical performance and classic Morgan Freeman. John Travolta could use a few pointers on his southern-drawal, but he's still fun to watch. The slow, dim noir feel works, but who wouldnt recognize the fountain and gorgeous homes as Savannah not Galvaston. Overall worth a date night if looking alternative to the canned showboat superhero movies and shallow violent films with limited vocabularies.
This is one of those movies that you start watching and think, because of the cast, it must get better. It doesn't and before you know it, it's too late to stop and watch something else. Let's face it, John Travolta's only decent performance was in Pulp Fiction and that had more to do with the character as against his acting ability.
We need to stop getting sucked into movies featuring average "superstars" who really where only ever average.
- grant_mcpherson
- May 25, 2019
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Terrible movie but absolutely worth watching for Brendan Fraser. He's not only chewing the scenery, he is swallowing, digesting and then picking scraps off other people's plates
- bronsonhelm
- Jul 9, 2019
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Very modern 'Marlow-ish' in colour. Travolta is at his best playing the more serious role. Brendan Fraser certainly looked different but played his role well as a camp 'mad doctor'. Not a bad film for the Generation X.
One of these nights your zapping away and nothings on. And then you recognize 2 actors. WTF? Faces with botox and hair implants all expressions gone. Are they for real?
Lets continue.
OMG. Its getting worse. Or did I miss something extraordinary cultural super dupa?
Lets check IMDB.
Pfew.
Its not me.
Lets continue.
OMG. Its getting worse. Or did I miss something extraordinary cultural super dupa?
Lets check IMDB.
Pfew.
Its not me.
- jarcopenning
- May 22, 2022
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This is possibly the worst film I've seen in 2019 thus far. Who's idea to try and attempt a noir style film with this cast is beyond me. It fails on all fronts! Right from the get go with it's poor editing and cliche'd filled madness it's a no brainer the film needs to go in the nearest bin!
Big fan of noir so maybe that also helped in my vote! Avoid at all costs
Big fan of noir so maybe that also helped in my vote! Avoid at all costs
- Jamie_Seaton
- May 24, 2019
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For the love of God do not waste your time or money on this flaming pile of garbage. Plot makes no sense, cinematography is painful and some of the worst acting I've ever seen. There were seriously scenes that I would bet money were not even rehearsed, just thrown out there because why not? The movie is such trash anyway they probably figured who would even care or still be watching at that point. And iTunes charged $5.99. Unbelievable.
- tonybond10-156-996888
- Jul 5, 2019
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