Mums Who Should Know Better
- Video
- 2014
- 2h 10m
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Use of "mums" in the title indicates this was shot for local consumption in Blighty, and the 5 lame porn burlesques don't travel well. It was made by Hazza B'Gunne, a pornographer who gave Dick Bush his start a decade ago but has failed to progress himself.
So what we get are sketches with familiar porn faces (and bodies) going through motions. Jasmine Jae is paired unmemorably with her hubby Ryan Ryder (plus Mr. Tattoo -Dean Van Damme for a threesome; Victoria Summers with pig-tails is unconvincing as Xena Wilkes' step-daughter for cornball sex with the mother of one's BFF, and so on.
Even reigning local porn queen Samantha Bentley is wasted in a boring scene with old Dirty Dog/Ian Tate, latter looking over the hill, while huge breasted Emily B makes time with a local big-dick player named Kane.
The "mothers" premise is loosely interpreted and pointless.
So what we get are sketches with familiar porn faces (and bodies) going through motions. Jasmine Jae is paired unmemorably with her hubby Ryan Ryder (plus Mr. Tattoo -Dean Van Damme for a threesome; Victoria Summers with pig-tails is unconvincing as Xena Wilkes' step-daughter for cornball sex with the mother of one's BFF, and so on.
Even reigning local porn queen Samantha Bentley is wasted in a boring scene with old Dirty Dog/Ian Tate, latter looking over the hill, while huge breasted Emily B makes time with a local big-dick player named Kane.
The "mothers" premise is loosely interpreted and pointless.
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