Tara Reid credited as playing...
April
- Fin Shepard: How do you afford all this?
- Nova Clarke: We don't. The Sisterhood is a covert organization. Our sect includes world leaders, doctors, and even a stripper.
- April Wexler: I heard that!
- Dr. Bramble: Where is Dr. Wobblegon?
- Fin Shepard: Sharknado got him.
- April Wexler: I'm so sorry.
- Dr. Bramble: Well, everyone's replaceable.
- [a shark bites her]