Uno: The Movie (2016 Video)

Gavin Free: Gavin

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Quotes 

• Gavin Free : I'm gonna walk outside and see a bunch of Uno cards driving down the street. Cross the Uno, to get to my Uno

• Gavin Free : We all want to go home, but no one wants to lose.

• Gavin Free : Gonna power bomb you through a desk, Jeremy!

  Lil' J : I'd like to see you try, fuckstick!

• Gavin Free : *Gavin Screaming*

• Lil' J : Oh did you throw it to me, Gav? Hey Gavin, here's looking at you!

  [Throws down Reverse card] 

  Gavin Free : Oh thanks, Jeremy! You know what my favorite color is?

  [Throws down blue Reverse card] 

  Gavin Free : Blue. Blue for you.

  Lil' J : Oh really? You know what my favorite hand is? Yours.

  [Throws down blue 7 and takes Gavin's cards] 

  Gavin Free : Oh... Shit...

• Gavin Free : And audience, if you're still with us...

  BM Vagabond : Are you fucking kidding me?

  Gavin Free : All the way from the beginning...

  DGgeoff : *exasperated sigh*

  Gavin Free : I'm very sorry...

  DGgeoff : Mood has shifted.

  Gavin Free : We did not anticipate this, and it's entirely my fault.

  Lil' J : Yep...

• DGgeoff : AHH! I traded in my ocean for a bigger ocean.

  Gavin Free : I traded in my ocean for a piss... a bowl of piss.

  Lil' J : You do have a bowl of piss.

• BM Vagabond : This is Titanic.

  Gavin Free : Well, Titanic is like 3 hours long, Jack.

• Gavin Free : I like that the world is deciding a new President as we speak, and we're playing Uno...

• Gavin Free : Alright. Which one of these many cards? Oh none of them? Cool.

• DGgeoff : [Throws down yellow Draw 2] 

  Gavin Free : AHH! Oh, it's okay.

  [Throws down yellow Draw 2] 

  Lil' J : AHHHH! It's okay.

  [Throws down red Draw 2] 

  BM Vagabond : AHHHHHH! Fuck!

  [draws 6 cards] 

• Gavin Free : Man, you really tricked me there, Geoff. It's like someone shot me with a "dumb bullet".

• Lil' J : Hey Gav, you know what my favourite hand is? Yours.

  Lil' J : [Takes Gavin's cards] 

  Gavin Free : *High pitch bird squawk*

• Lil' J : Coming back around, Jack, I really appreciate that, here's looking at you, kid.

  BM Vagabond : God damn it, Jeremy. You fucked me.

  Lil' J : Sure did.

  BM Vagabond : Fuck!

  Gavin Free : Oh No!

  BM Vagabond : Yeah, that's the only thing I could fucking do!

  Gavin Free : WHAT THE PAP~!

  BM Vagabond : Just handed Geoff a solid hand...

• Gavin Free : Hey Jeremy!

  Lil' J : Yo.

  Gavin Free : You're a bitch.

  [Throws down green Skip card] 

  Lil' J : Thanks, pal.

  BM Vagabond : Ooh, get fucked!

  Lil' J : I'm gonna come at ya hard.

  DGgeoff : Ha ha ha! "Gonna come at ya hard!"

• Gavin Free : Now you wouldn't think it, but I can't go.

• Gavin Free : If I was in your seat Jeremy, I'd be flinging shit everywhere

• Gavin Free : Slapa da bass!

• Gavin Free : Gah! That's selfish, Ryan, now I'm gonna be here to reap what you sow!

• Gavin Free : There is a lack of Cheez-it's in this office

• Gavin Free : Ryan's been gone an hour.

• Gavin Free : Hey, Jeremy...

  Lil' J : Yeah?

  Gavin Free : [throws down a card that skips Jeremy's turn]  Boston.

  [beat] 

  Lil' J : I, uh, I hate you.

  [laughter ensues]