I'm only 2 mins into the film and I'm already confused. There is VO and I have no idea who the person is in relation to the people on screen, is it the guy leaving the voicemail or is someone leaving him the voicemail, this happens so much in the film, woooooooooooowwww I'm in for a mind bending experience, lol. Ok so @3:45 the vo syncs up with the guy's voice, but even still I spent the last couple minutes confused, into opening of the film, I'm literally shaking my head in disbelief, wtf! haha..plus the fact the vo uses the opportunity to use this vo to lazily give out exposition...off to a great start aaaaannnnd the actor is way too close to the mic with no pop filter so it sounds really annoying....but still hilarious!
The dialogue, it's cool...well it's trying to be at least, making it not cool, it really feels forced in the cool department, like the kid in the playground trying to impress the hot girl. Don't get me wrong, I had a fun time with this dialogue "you can lick failure from your lips" I laughed.
Then the film slips into the tired old adage of one character telling another character the plot so we the audience (who are lost because of poor storytelling) can be brought up to speed in the laziest way, great stuff..on and on...scene to scene! and that's the rest of the movie ...at one point one of the actresses says "whats your point?" ..yes well said! get on with an actual movie, but this isn't one unfortunately.
Characters just show up in the film randomly mid context and expect us to be up to speed, case in point : 32 and a half minutes in, who are these people? what are they arguing about? who is Sid? who is her father she mentions? why should I care? plus their acting is terrible, uuuuuuugggggghhhhhh!!! This is film is soooooo unbelievably incomprehensible i have to keep watching to see if it can get even more incomprehensible to the point of absurdity and hilariosness!!!
Why am I supposed to care about any of this....endless, ENDLESS exposition and dialogue that goes on and on that means nothing, invokes no sympathy, empathy. nothing happens...the BIGGEST problem this film has is you don't experience anything in real time, it's all give in lazy exposition over the phone, or between two characters.
